Seriously sick of serious
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Post by Seriously sick of serious on Sept 18, 2003 16:27:20 GMT -5
So much poetry on the contributions page, and hey, it all rhymes. Gotta grab some of that rhyming action:
Getting Jiggy with the Fire
The fire is smoking It is so toking I am choking My hankie's soaking
The fire is raging My phone is paging My friends are ageing They're yelling 'Hey Jean'
But my name's not Jean Although the name's keen And Jean may have seen That old fire being mean
The fire is hot It makes me fraught It's a Commie plot So I'm smoking pot
The fire grows wild Inside I'm a child This fatty's too mild Roll another! I smiled
The fire is big It burns every twig One big mo' fo' gig That fire don't give a frig
The fire is moving It is not soothing Our firefighters are proving They are oh! so grooving
The firefighters are tired Yet they're totally wired That's why they were hired Working in heat enough to be fryered
Us townfolk felt worried And so we scurried Under ash we're buried Like in a blender we'll be pureed
The gougers are greedy They want money speedy They stick it to the needy Oh they are so seedy
The rich lost their houses But at least not their spouses Some may become souses Sipping whine in silk blouses
Food vouchers handed out To the rich with clout Such neediness they spout Buying caviar, perfume and trout
The looky-loo boaters obstruct The warnings they blithely bucked Everyone agrees they sucked And ought to be royally *ucked
The fire has stopped Retardant lies glopped Firefighters are dropped From exhaustion they're plopped
So it's bye! bye! fire Of you I tire You don't inspire And you can just go die(r) Pffft
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getting by high and strange
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Post by getting by high and strange on Sept 20, 2003 1:59:59 GMT -5
What an incredible poem, I just related so much, especially to the stuff about doobies that are too mild. Phew, what could be worse? Not only that, EVERYthing rhymed so well, you know? I, for one, have printed it out, had it framed and it now hangs on my living room wall. Keep writin', keep rockin', keep rhymin'!
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Post by suspicious on Sept 20, 2003 2:03:12 GMT -5
I was wondering about the Commie plot part. I am an American and know there are a lot of Commies around, they hide under rocks, places like that. Do you think maybe even they started the fire?
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Post by Me on Sept 21, 2003 20:40:35 GMT -5
You are absolutely sick in the head. Our city is in an emergency and all you can think of is smoking pot. You're PATHETIC and a waste of space on this earth. Grow up and get a life. How would you like to lose your house and all of your possessions? Too bad we didn't know where you lived, then we could take away everything that you own and then see what your sick poems are about. Get a life you idiot.
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Seriously sick of serious
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Post by Seriously sick of serious on Sept 21, 2003 21:54:25 GMT -5
Dearest 'Me':
Oh, you charmer.
Ahem. Please do tell, what exactly is the current emergency in the city? Only wondering, since the fire is, after all, 100% contained. Or are you of the September 11th rah-rah American mentality, keep pumping it for all it's worth?
P.S. I am OUT of my head, not SICK in the head, silly boy. Sorry kiddo, but I'd say if anybody needs a toke to get a grip, it would be you.
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