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Post by ZELLEY on Nov 14, 2004 3:51:29 GMT -5
And who remembers the line from an old Leonard Cohen song: "Laugh and cry, and cry, and laugh about it all again"
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Post by dotg on Nov 14, 2004 4:56:21 GMT -5
There was an interesting goodby message from an ex-member, and another member indicated he didn't know whether he was coming or going, Then, he sent a message about the water.
I do hope the poor dear hasn't been drinking funny water what would cause him not to know if he is coming or going.
If you live in BC, you may not want to check into a hospital, they say the food isn't very good since they privatized.
Have a good day, but please listen to our friend D and boil the water, or I guess imported bottle water might be the only solution.
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Post by downthevolume on Nov 14, 2004 11:12:12 GMT -5
Agree with some of the comments.
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Post by diogenes on Nov 14, 2004 11:17:07 GMT -5
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Post by downthevolume on Nov 15, 2004 22:42:50 GMT -5
To S. S., when are you going to post another series of jokes and gags
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Post by SilverSpirit on Nov 15, 2004 23:28:39 GMT -5
I need to go through my jokes and bring more here to the board. A little humour goes a long way to brighten the day.
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Post by watershed on Nov 16, 2004 5:32:04 GMT -5
Between "Brain Teasers" and "Laughter", you have the right stuff. Keep it up.
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Post by SilverSpirit on Nov 16, 2004 12:05:38 GMT -5
Wild Jamaican Sex This married couple was on holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You foreigners! Come in, come into my humble shop." So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make you wild at sex." Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn`t need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, mon." Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn`t seen in many years!!! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican`s hips. The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET!!!" ;D
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Post by SilverSpirit on Nov 16, 2004 12:08:33 GMT -5
An atheist professor was teaching a college class when he told the class that he was going to prove that there is no God. He said, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!" Ten minutes went by. He kept taunting God, saying, "Here I am, God. I'm still waiting." He got down to the last couple of minutes when a Marine, just released after a year of combat duty in Iraq, and newly registered in the class, walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the face, and sent him flying from his platform. The professor struggled up, obviously shaken and yelled, "What's the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine replied, "God's a little busy watching over my buddies in Iraq; He sent me with His reply."
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Post by SilverSpirit on Nov 16, 2004 13:51:32 GMT -5
THOUGHT OF THE DAY Never hold your farts in They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where s.h.i.t.t.y. ideas come from!!!
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Post by SilverSpirit on Nov 18, 2004 0:38:01 GMT -5
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Post by diogenes on Nov 18, 2004 2:27:00 GMT -5
There was an interesting goodby message from an ex-member, and another member indicated he didn't know whether he was coming or going, Then, he sent a message about the water.
I do hope the poor dear hasn't been drinking funny water what would cause him not to know if he is coming or going.
The "poor dear"? Perhaps.
You might want so show your concern for Othe "poor dears"
The Right to Grief-Carl Sandburg
Take your fill of intimate remorse, perfumed sorrow,
Over the dead child of a millionaire,
And the pity of Death refusing any check on the bank
Which the millionaires might order his secretary to scratch off
And get cashed.
Very well,
You for your grief and I for mine.
Let me have a sorrow my own if I want to.
I shall cry over the dead child of a stockyards hunky.
His job is sweeping blood off the floor.
He gets a dollar seventy cents a day when he works
And it’s many tubs of blood he shoves out with a broom day by day.
Now his three year old daughter
Is in a white coffin that cost him a week’s wages.
Every Saturday night he will pay the undertaker fifty cents till the debt is wiped out.
The hunky and his wife and the kids
Cry over the pinched face almost at peace in the white box.
They remember it was scrawny and ran up high doctor bills.
They are glad it is gone for the rest of the family now will have more to eat and wear.
Yet before the majesty of Death they cry around the coffin
And wipe their eyes with red bandanas and sob when the priest says, “God have mercy on us all”.
I have a RIGHT to feel my throat choke about this.
You take your grief and I mine-----see?
To-morrow there is no funeral and the hunky goes back to his job sweeping blood off the floor at a dollar seventy cents a day.
All he does all day long is keep shoving hog blood ahead of him with a broom.
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Post by SilverSpirit on Nov 18, 2004 9:54:21 GMT -5
>>>"NICER" ?? Like this ? Well, I suppose if this is what "makes your day" and uplifts your spirits, gives your funny bone a little tickle, why not? To each his/her own. We ALL have a right to our own opinion, do we not?
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Post by RollingThunder on Nov 18, 2004 17:32:49 GMT -5
In reviewing the various threads, this one stands high on the list of good.
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Post by PryncessJenn on Nov 18, 2004 17:37:03 GMT -5
LOL
Way too funny ...
Thanks, SilverSpirit
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