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Post by diogenes on Nov 18, 2004 17:44:51 GMT -5
The Gal has class!
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Post by SilverSpirit on Nov 18, 2004 22:43:15 GMT -5
hmmmm...........................
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Post by downthevolume on Nov 20, 2004 22:25:06 GMT -5
After being smothered by the recent flood of thought threads, it is time to break the stranglehold by a laugh or two.
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Post by diogenes on Nov 20, 2004 22:26:35 GMT -5
then you missed the laughter shame shame
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Post by SilverSpirit on Nov 21, 2004 10:20:49 GMT -5
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting...
Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever. (Men are so easy).
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Post by diogenes on Nov 21, 2004 13:34:23 GMT -5
Why is ther no antonym for misogynist ? ;D
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Post by downthevolume on Nov 21, 2004 21:25:01 GMT -5
The BC Lions lost! For some it's Ha Ha Ha, but for others its Ah, Ah, Ah. If laughter at this loss is medicine, for some it is a bitter pill to swallow.
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Post by diogenes on Nov 21, 2004 21:32:46 GMT -5
what ::)ever
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Post by Cranky on Nov 21, 2004 22:58:39 GMT -5
Hey Up,HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH........! (get the idea?)
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Post by SilverSpirit on Nov 22, 2004 1:20:06 GMT -5
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration". And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder".
The old lady stepped back pluged it in and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning!"
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Post by Ghostbuster on Nov 22, 2004 4:11:10 GMT -5
As we travel on the international side of this site, the stories are fast becoming summer time re-runs. Maybe it is time to take a tug from Abidian to Butuo or take an overnight boat ride with the likes of "Mule" on the "BC Bud" line from Sooke to Clallham.
Or why not take a weekend camping trip across the BC - Alberta border to visit the Livingston Mountains and play Slim's "Cattle Call" on the golden oldie radio show.
Or, better still how about a laughter pill, comic relief and the joke of the day.
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Post by diogenes on Nov 23, 2004 13:29:32 GMT -5
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KelownaSoccer
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That's no moon...It's a space station!
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Post by KelownaSoccer on Nov 23, 2004 13:38:10 GMT -5
nice site, I like it
;D
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Post by diogenes on Nov 23, 2004 14:00:59 GMT -5
"Nuclear war is the continuation of politics through more efficient means."
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Post by SilverSpirit on Nov 24, 2004 0:04:18 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure I did't post this elsewhere.
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble. (wait till you see the last one)! DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA: When you rearrange the letters (With no letters left over and using each letter only once): TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands!
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